Po-ta-toes Boil em mash em stick em in a stew Ugly Sweater

Size Guide

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SIZE LENGTH (in) BUST (in) SHOULDER (in) SLEEVE (in)
S 29.4 44.0 18.0 27.0
M 30.5 46.0 19.0 27.5
L 31.0 48.5 20.0 28.5
XL 32.0 51.0 21.5 29.0
2XL 33.0 53.0 22.5 30.0
3XL 33.5 55.5 23.6 31.0
4XL 34.5 58.0 25.0 31.5
5XL 35.0 60.0 26.0 32.5
SIZE LENGTH (cm) BUST (cm) SHOULDER (cm) SLEEVE (cm)
S 75 111 45 68
M 77 117 48 70
L 79 123 51 72
XL 81 129 54 74
2XL 83 135 57 76
3XL 85 141 60 78
4XL 87 147 63 80
5XL 89 153 66 82
SIZE LENGTH (in) BUST (in) SHOULDER (in) SLEEVE (in)
2XS 15.0 12.0 11.0 14.0
XS 17.0 14.0 12.2 15.0
S 20.0 17.0 14.5 18.0
M 22.0 18.5 16.0 19.7
L 23.5 19.7 17.0 21.0
XL 27.0 21.0 18.0 26.0
SIZE LENGTH (cm) BUST (cm) SHOULDER (cm) SLEEVE (cm)
2XS 39 31 28 36
XS 44 36 31 39
S 51 44 37 46
M 56 47 41 51
L 60 51 44 54
XL 69 54 46 67
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Po-ta-toes Boil em mash em stick em in a stew Ugly Sweater – A Second Breakfast 

Calling all Tolkien fans and lovers of comfort food! This festive season, embrace the holiday spirit with a touch of Middle-earth charm in this Po-ta-toes Boil em mash em stick em in a stew Ugly Sweater. Inspired by the iconic line from Samwise Gamgee in The Lord of the Rings, this sweater is a must-have for anyone who appreciates good humor, good company, and, of course, good potatoes.

This isn’t your average ugly Christmas sweater. Crafted from a soft and cozy cotton blend, it features a unique design that’s both eye-catching and heartwarming. The front proudly displays the famous quote “Po-ta-toes! Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew,” enshrined in a whimsical, Elvish-inspired font. The back of the sweater lists the essential meals of any hobbit’s day, from Second Breakfast to Supper, ensuring you’ll never miss a chance to indulge.

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This Po-ta-toes Boil em mash em stick em in a stew Ugly Sweater is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a celebration of all things cozy and festive. Embrace the holiday spirit with a touch of Middle-earth magic and let this sweater be your companion for a season filled with laughter, warmth, and good cheer.

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