Naked Muscle Bulb Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Ho-ho-hold on tight, because this Christmas sweater is about to redefine ‘naughty or nice’! Feast your eyes on the Naked Muscle Bulb Ugly Christmas Sweater, a glorious celebration of holiday cheer and… well, let’s just say ‘physique appreciation’. If you’re ready to turn heads, spark conversations, and maybe even inspire a few gym memberships, this is the sweater for you.
Naked Muscle Bulb Ugly Christmas Sweater – Unleash Your Inner
Prepare to sleigh the ugly sweater game with this showstopping masterpiece that’s guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations. The Naked Muscle Bulb Ugly Christmas Sweater is not for the faint of heart or those easily offended. This audacious garment features a photorealistic print of a glistening, chiseled male torso adorned with festive nipple ornaments that will leave little to the imagination.
The Bold and Daring: If you’re the kind of person who loves to make a statement and doesn’t shy away from pushing boundaries, this sweater is your perfect match.
The Life of the Party: You’ll be the center of attention at any holiday gathering, sparking laughter and unforgettable memories.
The Gag Gift Extraordinaire: Looking for a present that will leave them speechless? This sweater is the ultimate conversation starter and guaranteed to elicit a reaction.
Ugly Sweater Contest Champions: Dominate the competition with this unforgettable ensemble that will leave the judges in awe (and maybe a little bit uncomfortable).
Embrace the absurdity of the holiday season and let your inner Santa beefcake shine with the Naked Muscle Bulb Ugly Christmas Sweater. This is not just a sweater, it’s an experience. Get ready to spread holiday cheer, one flex at a time.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
- $7.99 for order price under $49.99
- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
- $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
- $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
- Free ship for orders over $400
