I Don’t Know If Life Is A Tragedy Or A Comedy But Thank Fuck It’s Not A Musical Shirt

Size Guide

Size Chart

US Size Length (inch) Chest Width (inch)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 30 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32
SC Unisex T Shirt
SC Unisex T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
US Size Length (inch) Length (cm) Chest Width (inch) Chest Width (cm)
S 28 71 18 46
M 29 74 20 51
L 30 76 22 56
XL 30 76 24 61
2XL 32 81 26 66
3XL 33 84 28 71
4XL 34 86 30 76
5XL 35 89 32 81
SC Unisex T Shirt
SC Unisex T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
SC Ladies T Shirt
SC Ladies T Shirt
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
SC Ladies T Shirt
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
Size Shirt Length (in) Chest Width (in)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
SC Sweatshirt
SC Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Shirt Length (cm) Chest Width (cm)
S 69 51
M 71 56
L 74 61
XL 76 66
2XL 79 71
3XL 81 76
4XL 84 81
5XL 86 86
SC Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (in) Chest Width (in) Sleeve (in) Length (cm) Chest Width (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 27 20 34.5 68.5 51 88
M 28 22 35.5 71 56 90
L 29 24 36.5 73.5 61 93
XL 30 26 37.5 76 66 95
2XL 30 28 38.5 76 71 98
3XL 32 30 39.5 81 76 100
4XL 33 32 40.5 84 81 103
5XL 34 34 41.5 86 86 105.5
SC Hoodie
SC Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (in) Chest Width (in) Sleeve (in) Length (cm) Chest Width (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 27 20 34.5 68.5 51 88
M 28 22 35.5 71 56 90
L 29 24 36.5 73.5 61 93
XL 30 26 37.5 76 66 95
2XL 30 28 38.5 76 71 98
3XL 32 30 39.5 81 76 100
4XL 33 32 40.5 84 81 103
5XL 34 34 41.5 86 86 105.5
SC Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (cm/in) Chest Width (cm/in)
S 68 / 26.8 54 / 21.3
M 70 / 27.6 56 / 22.0
L 74 / 29.1 60 / 23.6
XL 78 / 30.7 64 / 25.2
2XL 80 / 31.5 66 / 26.0
3XL 82 / 32.3 68 / 26.8
4XL 86 / 33.9 72 / 28.3
5XL 90 / 35.4 86 / 33.9
SC Long Sleeve T Shirt
SC Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (cm/in) Chest Width (cm/in)
S 68 / 26.8 54 / 21.3
M 70 / 27.6 56 / 22.0
L 74 / 29.1 60 / 23.6
XL 78 / 30.7 64 / 25.2
2XL 80 / 31.5 66 / 26.0
3XL 82 / 32.3 68 / 26.8
4XL 86 / 33.9 72 / 28.3
5XL 90 / 35.4 86 / 33.9
SC Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Youth Size Shirt Length (in) Chest Width (in)
XS 2-4y 18 14
S 6-8y 20 16
M 10-12y 22 17
L 14-16y 24 18
XL 18-20y 26 19
SC Youth T Shirt
SC Youth T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Youth Size Shirt Length (cm) Chest Width (cm)
XS 2-4y 46 36
S 6-8y 51 41
M 10-12y 56 43
L 14-16y 61 46
XL 18-20y 66 48
SC Youth T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (in) Body Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
SC Men Tank Top
SC Men Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (cm) Body Width (cm)
S 71 46
M 74 51
L 76 56
XL 79 61
2XL 81 66
SC Men Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (in) Body Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
SC Racerback Tank Top
SC Racerback Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (cm) Body Width (cm)
S 71 46
M 74 51
L 76 56
XL 79 61
2XL 81 66
SC Racerback Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (in/cm) Chest (half of round) (in/cm) Age (years) Suggested Height (in/cm) Suggested Weight (lbs)
Toddler 2T 14"/36cm 11"/28cm 1-2 33-35"/84-89cm 24-28
Toddler 3T 15"/38cm 12"/31cm 2-3 36-39"/91-99cm 29-32
Toddler 4T 16"/41cm 13"/33cm 3-4 39-41"/99-104cm 33-36
Toddler 4 16.5"/42cm 13.5"/35cm 4-5 42-44"/107-112cm 37-41
Toddler 5 17"/43cm 14"/36cm 5-6 45-47"/114-119cm 42-46
Youth XS 18"/46cm 15"/38cm 6-7 48-50"/122-128cm 44-50
Youth S 19"/48cm 15.5"/39.5cm 7-8 50-54"/128-137cm 50-58
Youth M 21"/53cm 16"/41cm 8-10 54-58"/137-147cm 54-68
Youth L 23"/58cm 18"/46cm 10-12 58-62"/147-158cm 68-74
Youth XL 25"/63cm 19"/48cm 12-13 62-68"/158-172cm 74-86
SC Youth Hoodie
SC Youth Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Length (in/cm) Chest (half of round) (in/cm) Age (years) Suggested Height (in/cm) Suggested Weight (lbs)
Toddler 2T 14"/36cm 11"/28cm 1-2 33-35"/84-89cm 24-28
Toddler 3T 15"/38cm 12"/31cm 2-3 36-39"/91-99cm 29-32
Toddler 4T 16"/41cm 13"/33cm 3-4 39-41"/99-104cm 33-36
Toddler 4 16.5"/42cm 13.5"/35cm 4-5 42-44"/107-112cm 37-41
Toddler 5 17"/43cm 14"/36cm 5-6 45-47"/114-119cm 42-46
Youth XS 18"/46cm 15"/38cm 6-7 48-50"/122-128cm 44-50
Youth S 19"/48cm 15.5"/39.5cm 7-8 50-54"/128-137cm 50-58
Youth M 21"/53cm 16"/41cm 8-10 54-58"/137-147cm 54-68
Youth L 23"/58cm 18"/46cm 10-12 58-62"/147-158cm 68-74
Youth XL 25"/63cm 19"/48cm 12-13 62-68"/158-172cm 74-86
SC Youth Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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I Don’t Know If Life Is A Tragedy Or A Comedy But Thank Fuck It’s Not A Musical Shirt – Embrace the Absurdity 

This I Don’t Know If Life Is A Tragedy Or A Comedy But Thank Fuck It’s Not A Musical Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a reflection on the human condition. It acknowledges the complexities and contradictions of life, the moments of joy and sorrow, the triumphs and failures that make up our individual journeys. The phrase adds a layer of lightheartedness, suggesting that while life may be unpredictable, at least we’re not subjected to spontaneous bursts of singing and dancing.

Those with a dark sense of humor: If you appreciate a good dose of irony and find humor in the face of life’s challenges, this shirt is for you.
Fans of existentialism: This shirt subtly touches on the philosophical questions of life’s meaning and purpose, making it a great choice for those who enjoy pondering the bigger picture.
Anyone who hates musicals: Okay, maybe not hate , but if you prefer your life experiences without random song-and-dance numbers, this shirt lets the world know where you stand.

I Don't Know If Life Is A Tragedy Or A Comedy But Thank Fuck It's Not A Musical Shirt
I Don’t Know If Life Is A Tragedy Or A Comedy But Thank Fuck It’s Not A Musical Shirt

Embrace the uncertainty, celebrate the absurdity, and express your unique perspective with this I Don’t Know If Life Is A Tragedy Or A Comedy But Thank Fuck It’s Not A Musical Shirt. It’s the perfect addition to your wardrobe for adding a touch of humor and philosophical pondering to your everyday style.

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